pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via jasfuckinq)


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sweetleaf04141993:

I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

(via quintotoro)


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