ashtonsturtle:

5sospenises:

*Wins VMA award* 

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IM SO GLAD SOMEONE CAUGHT THAT

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desstyles: Just found this photo of H doing some domestic work at Nanny S’s in 1997. Aahhh? X

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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standbyfortitanfall:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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palmist:

How to get a bikini body

Step 1: Have a body

Step 2: Put on a bikini

FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS YOU’RE A HOT BITCH

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brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."


isnt that from spongebob..
parteira:

excuse me i need your leg
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